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05/05/19:
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05/05/19:
Leave while singing bohemian rhapsody
05/05/19:
Use wardens momentum from headbutt to throw to the floor
05/05/19:
Put your hand out to block the headbutt
05/05/19:
Place the snake on wardens face
05/05/19:
Find a bundle of keys on the warden
05/05/19:
See if the concrete is alright
05/04/19:
Run at him screaming LEEROY JENKINS
05/04/19:
Use tongue as lock pick on key hole
05/04/19:
Test key on doors as you go down corridor
05/04/19:
Look down the hall way upside down
05/04/19:
Open the prison door with katana
05/03/19:
Walk towards exit backwards
05/03/19:
Go through the vent with your eyes closed
05/03/19:
See if vent is big enough to crawl into
05/03/19:
Pick up key and look in vent
05/02/19:
Slam your head into the vent cover to open it
05/02/19:
Dive in
05/02/19:
Look through window
05/02/19:
Climb down
05/02/19:
Look down
05/02/19:
Continue on through the prison, someone will proteins him
05/02/19:
Take a photo of him with your phone
05/02/19:
Take his picture and post online
05/01/19:
Put his body in a respectable position
05/01/19:
Pray for his soul
05/01/19:
Leave cell
05/01/19:
Wonder why everyone is locked up while keys are everywhere
04/30/19:
Check if door is unlocked
04/30/19:
Use key on door
04/30/19:
Take katana
04/30/19:
Switch prisoners
04/30/19:
Slam your head through the bars of the window
04/30/19:
Look in some of the windows
04/30/19:
Go back and grab that guys foot
04/30/19:
Run as fast as you can into a wall
04/30/19:
Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200
04/29/19:
Analyze your surroundings
04/29/19:
Yell at him and slap him
04/29/19:
See if guy is okay
04/29/19:
Face palm with your foot
04/28/19:
Consider the possibility that you have super strength
04/28/19:
Take the key and leave
04/28/19:
Replace foot with key from door as peg leg
04/28/19:
Try and put foot back
04/28/19:
Apologize to man
04/28/19:
Eat knife
04/27/19:
TRIP HIM WITH KNIFE
04/27/19:
Poke his toes with the soup ladle
04/27/19:
Ask him if hes hurt
04/27/19:
Yeet the knife at him
04/27/19:
Talk with person in front of you
04/27/19:
Get knife
04/27/19:
Go to the left door
04/27/19:
Knock him out
04/27/19:
Completely blind him with the key
04/27/19:
Get up and smack him
04/27/19:
Yell in englishmen
04/27/19:
Attempt to communicate again
04/27/19:
Stab him in the eye with a key
04/27/19:
Try to communicate
04/27/19:
Get out of your cell, finally
04/27/19:
Ask if he's alright
04/27/19:
Throw your axe at the man, he might find it useful
04/27/19:
Tell man to press button
04/26/19:
Look out window
04/26/19:
Pick up key
04/26/19:
Ponder the limits of two dimensional space
04/26/19:
Spray paint a summoning circle to summon a demon
04/26/19:
Drop axe on toes
04/26/19:
Break the lock w the axe
04/26/19:
Grab axe on way down
04/26/19:
Wall jump and hit button
04/26/19:
Look at the ceiling to see if there's anything up there
04/26/19:
Open the door
04/26/19:
Die
04/26/19:
Create the matierials using your new found creation ability
04/26/19:
Make an infinity gauntlet
04/26/19:
Bang on door
04/26/19:
Eat foot
04/26/19:
Eat existence
04/26/19:
Eat door
04/26/19:
Eat axe
04/26/19:
Eat axe and obtain axe hands
04/26/19:
You have been sentenced to prison for life