Your name is Timmard. You are a small cone shaped detective who usually gets involved in PARANORMAL CASES. Your most recent case involved a HAND DEMON which resulted in your office being flooded with a MYSTERIOUS LIQUID. You have been stuck on top of this chair for FAR TOO LONG and you feel EXTREMELY HUNGRY.

You don't know if you have an always open mouth or a beak.


In any case this poster that came from a small hole in your wall for reasons unknown to you is covered in that MYSTERIOUS LIQUID which thankfully was drained from your office. You wonder if any of the MYSTERIOUS LIQUID seeped through the floor and disturbed the tenants below, you certainly hope not.

Speaking of your office, you have an ABNORMALLY TALL SAFE, an OFFICE CHAIR, a REGULAR DOOR which happens to have a STRANGE CIRCULAR KEY HOLE and of course a SOILED BIG BURG POSTER that appears to be stuck to the ground.