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04/25/19:
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F: Approach the ancient spirit04/22/19:
F: Find source of the light04/22/19:
F: Go into square hole04/21/19:
F: Pretty please?04/21/19:
F: Ask Rowan to land04/20/19:
Reader: Return to flashback04/20/19:
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READER: Rage and close comic04/18/19:
AUTHOR: Wait look at this04/17/19:
READER: Return to suspenseful flashback04/17/19:
READER: Ask if author likes setup04/16/19:
AUTHOR: Give more accurate imagery of where the author works04/16/19:
AUTHOR: Hastily create some filler pages to prolong suspense04/15/19:
F: Climb down04/15/19:
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F: Ponder the events that have lead to here and then cry04/14/19:
F: Consider leap of faith04/13/19:
F: Get up and look around04/13/19:
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F: Yoink down pole and get flashbacks of origins04/11/19:
OO: Zip line over and duck into the sky scraper04/11/19:
E: Fire the harpoon gun at the next skyscraper04/10/19:
OO: Find a way out of this skyscraper04/10/19:
F: Skedadle the heck outta there04/10/19:
F: Break the terminal04/09/19:
OO: All decide to take a nap04/09/19:
F: Pass out from absolute lore dump that entered your mind04/09/19:
AUTHOR: You should totally tldr it lmao04/08/19:
F: Press red button04/08/19:
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OO: BREAK THE WINDOW04/07/19:
OO: Go to the end of the hallway04/07/19:
Maerck: Ask petre how's it going?04/07/19:
Maerck: Ask Pipe for name04/07/19:
Maerck: Befriend04/06/19:
Maerck: Keep on going04/06/19:
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Maerck: Unleash the inner beast04/05/19:
Maerck: Slither away04/05/19:
Maerck: Tolerate face for just a bit longer to hear his question04/05/19:
Maerck: Talk to face with very little English you know04/05/19:
T: Send Maerck inside to negotiate with potential strangers04/05/19:
T: Let M do his thing, maybe something will happen04/05/19:
OO: Knock on one of the doors04/04/19:
OO: Go downstairs04/04/19:
E: Express concern for Maercks health04/03/19:
T: Conjure more burg04/03/19:
T: Ask Maerck what's making him so angry04/03/19:
T: Name snake Maerck04/02/19:
T: Acquaint him with Stephven04/02/19:
F: Freeze the snake, take the box04/02/19:
T: Give snake burg to acquire friendship04/02/19:
T: Bargain with the snake for the burg04/02/19:
F: Remember that Big Burg poster is yours and pick it up04/01/19:
V: Lambast Timmard for revealing that they did indeed have a burg to the snake04/01/19:
T: Shrug at snake, explain you don’t actually have a burg, just the poster04/01/19:
T: Tell boxer the burg is his if he comes out of the box04/01/19:
T: Drop poster on floor04/01/19:
OO: Offer it a big burger04/01/19:
E: Leave Toothboy to his introspective skyscraper gazing03/31/19:
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E&Toothboy: ponder metaphysical properties of the candi that had previously not existed03/30/19:
E: Throw candy off edge03/30/19:
AUTHOR: Casually self-insert into story03/30/19:
E: Admire the view with Toothboy03/30/19:
E: Ask toothboy how he is doing and whats he's doing up here03/29/19:
E: Go upstairs hoping to reach the roof eventually03/29/19:
E: Close shop and go investigate upstairs03/29/19:
E: Check shop03/28/19:
OO: Invite Edith to the team and ask about weapons03/28/19:
OO: Group huddle to talk about the idea of recruiting Edith to the Oblong Operatives03/28/19:
T: Ask Edith why she has been in that room03/28/19:
T: Ask her who she is and apologize for shooting the door if she had the key03/28/19:
T: Ask the person in the room if they are alright03/28/19:
T: Break the window03/28/19:
T: Yell03/28/19:
T: Try to get attention of stranger03/27/19:
T: Check closed doors03/27/19:
OO: Walk down03/27/19:
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F: Use strange circular key on Victor's door03/27/19:
OO: Exit shop03/27/19:
T: Be indignant03/26/19:
V: Buy insatiable ammo satchel03/26/19:
V: Check the upgrades you can do03/26/19:
F: Upgrade hand03/26/19:
F: Whatcha selling?03/25/19:
OO: Summon the shop03/25/19:
OO: Continue back03/24/19:
F: Pick up elbow and spike03/24/19:
OO: Remove the spike from victor and apply the bandages to heal him03/24/19:
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V: Let Stephven do his thing03/24/19:
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V: Pick up the bullets and pump the bastard that hit ya full of lead03/23/19:
V: Remove appendage and kick it sharply03/23/19:
V: Attempt to remain hard boiled in the face of extreme pain03/23/19:
F&T: Use telekinesis to pull the arm taught, then use exo swords to slice at the elbow03/23/19:
OO: Tell Stephven to charge up his ultimate attack03/22/19:
F: Summon more swords03/22/19:
SAALGGGS: Use spell "corporate consumerism"03/22/19:
V: Put Stephven on chair and push it at them03/22/19:
F: Use psycho hand to arm wrestle other demon hand03/22/19:
V: Command Stephven to attack one of the demon arms03/22/19:
T: Levitate stephven for better angle of attack03/22/19:
SAALGGGS: Use spell "whirlwind of advertisement pamphlets" to deal paper cut damage03/22/19:
V: Wiggle the swords to deal X-tra damage03/22/19:
T: Use mild telekinesis to flip tie into Saalgggs topmost mouth03/22/19:
F: Add more swords to eye03/22/19:
V: Flick cigarette into one of the mouths03/22/19:
F: Stab eye in the middle03/21/19:
T: Yell TURN THOSE LIGHTS OFF03/21/19:
OO: Prepare defensive form and give Stephven sword03/21/19:
F: Use gun of freezing to cease enemy attacks03/21/19:
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T: Try throwing a glove at the boss again03/21/19:
V: Command STEPHVEN to attack the boss03/21/19:
T: Tell him his tie is crooked and throw your glove at the boss03/21/19:
OO: Team pose as you draw your weapons03/20/19:
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V: Get to stephvens back and point down the hall way and yell march03/20/19:
STEPHVEN: Eat Victor03/20/19:
V: Pet stephven for a job well done03/19/19:
OO: Command Stephven to attack the chair03/19/19:
V: DEPLOY STEPHVEN03/19/19:
V: PUSH THE CHAIR WITH WHEELS Lmfao03/19/19:
V: Jump and land flat on the floor03/19/19:
V: Push the chair with that guy standing on it. And extra hard too.03/19/19:
V: Push chair down the hall03/19/19:
OO: Take right03/18/19:
F: Consider this information and continue exploring03/18/19:
F: Think back to when you've seen a circular keyhole03/18/19:
F: Try to wake up Timmard03/18/19:
F: Show new key to the rest of the team03/18/19:
F: Look around and pick up key and coins03/18/19:
F: Jump in03/17/19:
OO: Give in to narrative railing by peering into the window that looks off03/17/19:
OO: Open unlocked door03/17/19:
OO: Right chair03/17/19:
OO: Take a gander inside the door03/17/19:
OO: Unlock door and kick it down to establish dominance03/16/19:
OO: Check the narrow door03/16/19:
OO: Look over loot left from eyeboy03/16/19:
F: Heal timmard03/16/19:
F: Slice that eyeboy up03/16/19:
OO: Explain to eyeboy that you think you are being followed03/16/19:
OO: GO GO GO RUN FOR YOUR LIFES03/16/19:
OO: RUN03/16/19:
OO: Turn around again03/16/19:
OO: Look behind again03/16/19:
OO: Move forwards03/15/19:
T: Steal the sword03/15/19:
OO: Look behind you03/15/19:
OO: Search elsewhere for eyeboy03/15/19:
F: Roll for perception on corner03/15/19:
OO: Look around for eyeboy03/15/19:
OO: Start conversation with toothboy03/15/19:
T: Feed toothboy that peanut snack03/15/19:
OO: Analyze inventories for snacks03/14/19:
OO: Ask toothboy if it wants a snack03/14/19:
OO: Continue exploring dungeon03/14/19:
OO: Pose as a team03/14/19:
F&V&T: Make a cool team name03/13/19:
F: Try to zoom out your VIEWPORT03/13/19:
F&V&T: Go back to the dungeon03/13/19:
T: Show off legs after that workout03/12/19:
V: Invite Timmard on your dungeon adventure03/12/19:
T: Work those legs out03/12/19:
V: Greet neighbor03/12/19:
F&V: Check on cone man03/12/19:
V: Name turtle03/12/19:
V: Pick up the turtle and bring it with you03/11/19:
F&V: Let the man go back to his nap and go back to your adventure03/11/19:
V: Ask him about the code he remembers03/11/19:
F: Suddenly realize you have dried blood on your sides and attempt to clean it off03/11/19:
V: WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR ARMS03/10/19:
V: Ask him some sleuthing questions03/10/19:
F: Poke the mustache man03/10/19:
F&V: Look down both hallways03/09/19:
F: Pick up old note on the ground, give it a quick re-read03/09/19:
V: Very gruffly say, "Get outta here, scram!"03/09/19:
V: Take one very threatening step forward as you reach into your pocket for your revolver03/09/19:
V: Use the cold, hardened stare of a gruff investigator to intimidate eye boy03/09/19:
F&V: Go back to eyeboy03/09/19:
T: Inspect window03/09/19:
F: Have a meltdown under the desk03/08/19:
T: Roll up big burg poster and store it for safe keeping03/08/19:
T: Clean up big burg poster03/08/19:
Conular Man: Step off chair and inspect big burg poster03/08/19:
F: Go back to Victor, this is a dungeon that needs a buddy’s help03/08/19:
F: Eject random item from inventory and book it03/08/19:
F: Shrug and continue to explore03/08/19:
F: Attempt to get the man's attention03/08/19:
F: Forget about that and check on the owner of the feet that you found03/08/19:
F: Eat wall to make hole larger03/08/19:
F: While the liquid is draining, check what was in that room the crawlspace led to03/07/19:
F: Shoot the breeze with Victor while the liquid drains03/07/19:
F: Check on conular man03/07/19:
F: Stab hole just above the office window on the outside03/07/19:
F: Lick the liquid off the floor03/07/19:
F: Use your hand ability to punch the door03/07/19:
F: Slide big burg poster through hole in wall03/07/19:
F: Inspect liquid03/06/19:
F: Inquire about the conic fellow03/06/19:
F: Use the pristine lockpick on the door03/06/19:
F&V: Impromptu brofist before continuing adventure03/06/19:
F: Open the desk drawer and find something wack inside03/06/19:
F: Take harpoon gun and return to Victor with your info03/06/19:
F: Open the narrow door03/06/19:
F: Observe the lock on the door03/06/19:
F: Swear to yourself that you will return for him03/05/19:
F: Shout to the dude03/05/19:
F: Look in hole03/05/19:
F: Keep going03/05/19:
F: Try to squeeze through the crawlspace03/05/19:
F: Open the narrow door03/05/19:
F: Search for clues03/05/19:
F: Tightrope walk across03/04/19:
F: Try to setup hook and rope03/04/19:
V: Take the gun03/04/19:
V: Try the combo on the safe03/04/19:
F: Yell to the man about the trap door03/04/19:
F: Climb the ladder03/04/19:
F: Take the key03/04/19:
F: Throw the pot at the wall03/04/19:
F: Chant reality shifting incantation03/04/19:
F: Go out the door03/04/19:
F: Read the note03/04/19:
F: Eat the flower03/04/19:
F: Pick up knife and say "thats a knoif" then eat it03/04/19:
F: Grab hook and rope03/04/19:
F: Set up folding ladder so you can get out03/04/19:
F: Go down hatch03/03/19:
F: Jump down to death03/03/19:
F: See hatch open on skyscraper03/03/19:
V: Chair time03/03/19:
V: Flick switch03/03/19:
V: Try to leave the office03/02/19:
V: Investigate the note03/02/19:
V: Try again but on both walls03/02/19:
V: Smack face against the wall and find a hidden safe03/01/19:
Be silly man03/01/19:
Ask silly man how he is doing03/01/19:
Ask silly man for forgiveness03/01/19:
Yell at silly man03/01/19:
Go in door03/01/19:
Push button02/28/19:
Put sword in safe02/28/19:
Use combo from paper on safe02/28/19:
Use apple on paper then use match on paper02/27/19:
Look at book02/27/19:
Try opening the safe as is02/27/19:
Get the key02/27/19:
Get sword to knock key off branch02/27/19:
Climb up hat rack and search on tree02/26/19:
Quickly put on a hat02/26/19:
Search for clues that connect to the papers02/26/19:
Search bookcases for combo02/26/19:
Lift poster to inspect behind it02/25/19:
Inspect big burg02/24/19:
Jump in hat02/23/19:
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Eat the sword02/21/19:
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Use psycho hand to stop the fall02/21/19:
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JUMP02/19/19:
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Contemplate life and existence02/18/19:
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THROW SWORD OFF LEDGE02/17/19:
Walk in02/17/19:
Go to the right guard tower02/16/19:
Take a nap02/16/19:
Push up on controller02/16/19:
JUMP02/15/19:
Go forward02/15/19:
Turn right and walk forward02/15/19:
Peer down the left hallway02/14/19:
Turn right and walk02/14/19:
Use new skill on guard02/14/19:
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Talk to guard02/13/19:
Go through the opening in the bars02/13/19:
Use that spell on that hole in the door02/13/19:
LOOK AT CEILING02/13/19:
Peek out the door hole02/12/19:
Use the spell on the door02/12/19:
Eat the door02/12/19:
Eat that apple slice02/12/19:
Search fashionable outfit for useful items02/11/19:
Try to open the door02/11/19:
Read the scroll02/11/19:
Eat the note02/11/19:
Read the note again02/11/19:
Read the note02/10/19:
Look around02/10/19:
In a mystical land in some distant reality...