Against your better judgement you read the note a second time. Why you would do this I don't know but you do it anyways.
- NOTE READOUT -
TO: FREDDOR OF SARFIRTH
YOU HAVE COMMITTED THE CRIME OF STEALING 2 (TWO) HEAD OF MYSTICAL CABBAGE. YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED TO DEATH DUE TO THE KING'S ORDERS. YOUR MEMORY HAS BEEN OBLITERATED IN COMPLIANCE HIS MAJESTY'S ORDERS.
YOU WILL BE EXECUTED IN: 57 (FIFTY-SEVEN) MINUTES
It seems as though the time on the page changed somehow. That's not how paper works. Paper shouldn't do that.