F: Pick up knife and say "thats a knoif" then eat it
You do your best Paul Hogan impression and say that famous line from that one movie, but then you realize you don't know who Paul Hogan is because Crocodile Dundee was never created in this universe. You chalk it up to being a random funny thought you had.

In any case you decide to eat the knife because it looks pretty tasty being made out of candy and all.
You got chocolate all over your face! Better clean that up real quick!

Your hunger has been sated! You feel WELL RESTED!

F: Eat the flower